"Next time I get pulled over, I’m refusing to roll down the window until they go away."
Made me chuckle.
"Favorite things about this letter: I couldn’t tell whether this was supposed to be like an apology, “no hard feelings, I didn’t end up in jail,” or a threat, “I’m outside your door!”"
Made me snort.
"Your are evicted."
"I know you're bipolar."
Lmao @ using "squirrelly"as an insult.
God, this was amazing. I wanna see the Judge Joe episode!