Last Friday my friend was walking home at around 2:30 AM and she found a bunch of stuff strewn along the sidewalk on Dalewood ave. and Haddon ave., south of Westwood. She said it was just kinda lying there in a trail, as if someone tore off their clothes and ran down the street. Or her theory, someone was raped.
My friend (who was drunk, we had just been at the Phoenix) then proceeded to knock on random doors looking for the owner at 3 AM, but alas, no luck.
Judging by the clothes, this belongs to a girl. My friend tells me that the paper is some diet info stuff. Also she tried on her belt and it was really small so we've deduced that the girl is really thin. Also she's got at least half-decent literary taste, but other than that, we've got nothing. Someone please help us solve this mystery!