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Old 10-21-2010 at 10:03 PM   #46
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Someone might actually take you seriously one day, bro.

Be careful :/
So what? Afraid someone tries to stick something where it doesn't belong?
Old 10-22-2010 at 04:11 AM   #47
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I always wondered about those egg things. Like...they're really expensive and one use only. Are they really THAT good?
Hmm, never heard of these. Google time.

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I do it with my right hand.
Anecdotal evidence suggests that the ***** will curve the direction opposite of dominant handage due to tissue distress and elongation on preferential side. Typically some combination of slight up-left or up-right.

Is there actually a correlation between masturbation hand (left or right) and direction of wiener bend? Also, is there a correlation between masturbation frequency, and angle of bend?

Why does the medical community not study important topics such as this?


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Old 10-23-2010 at 08:27 PM   #48
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Hmm, never heard of these. Google time.



Anecdotal evidence suggests that the ***** will curve the direction opposite of dominant handage due to tissue distress and elongation on preferential side. Typically some combination of slight up-left or up-right.

Is there actually a correlation between masturbation hand (left or right) and direction of wiener bend? Also, is there a correlation between masturbation frequency, and angle of bend?

Why does the medical community not study important topics such as this?


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Because they are giblet heads.
Old 10-23-2010 at 09:30 PM   #49
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Hmm, never heard of these. Google time.



Anecdotal evidence suggests that the ***** will curve the direction opposite of dominant handage due to tissue distress and elongation on preferential side. Typically some combination of slight up-left or up-right.

Is there actually a correlation between masturbation hand (left or right) and direction of wiener bend? Also, is there a correlation between masturbation frequency, and angle of bend?

Why does the medical community not study important topics such as this?


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I jerk it with my left and it curves slightly towards the left side, so uhhh

But I'm right handed, using the right hand to surf pr0n, naturally.
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Old 10-23-2010 at 09:32 PM   #50
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WE DO NOT NEED TO KNOW.


I actually found the thread on how people wiped themselves to be a thousand times more disturbing than anything this thread could evolve into.
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Old 10-23-2010 at 09:35 PM   #51
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So.. how do you guys wipe yourselves?

Old 10-23-2010 at 10:41 PM   #52
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I actually found the thread on how people wiped themselves to be a thousand times more disturbing than anything this thread could evolve into.
I did too, but now it's been a couple of days so I've gotten over the initial shock. But I really do NOT need to know which hand people jack themselves off with. I mean, I really don't need to know how they wipe either (notice that I didn't comment on that particular question), but I especially do not need or want to know which hand they jack off with.
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Old 10-23-2010 at 10:46 PM   #53
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I did too, but now it's been a couple of days so I've gotten over the initial shock. But I really do NOT need to know which hand people jack themselves off with. I mean, I really don't need to know how they wipe either (notice that I didn't comment on that particular question), but I especially do not need or want to know which hand they jack off with.
This is a public forum though and people are entitled to their opinions and to vocalise them.
In their defense, this is a thread clearly labeled "Masterbation". They have every right to express their views on a subject in the appropriate place to do so.
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Old 10-23-2010 at 10:47 PM   #54
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This is a public forum though and people are entitled to their opinions and to vocalise them.
In their defense, this is a thread clearly labeled "Masterbation". They have every right to express their views on a subject in the appropriate place to do so.
Oh sure, I'm not disputing that. People can say what they want.
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Old 10-23-2010 at 10:53 PM   #55
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Well, if anyone needs a hand I'm sure there's a few MI users out there who'd love to lend one.
Old 10-23-2010 at 11:00 PM   #56
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Well, if anyone needs a hand I'm sure there's a few MI users out there who'd love to lend one.
Yep (Or 2!)
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Old 10-24-2010 at 12:05 AM   #57
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What Really? Where Do I Find These People?!
Old 10-24-2010 at 02:24 AM   #58
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Old 10-24-2010 at 09:08 PM   #59
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What's beckons ?
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A girl does it for me andfor free too isn't that great!
You're in engineering, we're not going to buy your lies
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