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Old 03-09-2010 at 08:48 PM   #1
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omg ...
guy .. beside me... has worst breath ever .... he is so far away, and it is raping my nostrils. I took a tour of of the composting plant and it wasn't this bad, I've smelt rotting human flesh and it wasn't this bad.


holy shit if I throw up on him, this will be the proudest moment of any human, ever.


holding down the vomit isnt even the bad part, I'm sooo curious as to what has made his breath smell so bad. It is like rotten bandaids wrapped in a 3 year old used baby wipe, marinated in a tooth plaque vinaigrette then served with a mystery ganache of god knows what. It is sickly sweet, which tricks the brain. You expect something nice smelling, but then it is just ... there is no name for it. The sweet smell is like the dinner and a movie before the date-rape.

I'm not a person of faith, but how this can exist makes me wonder about the existence of god. Anyone here KGP? well ask him what the F*ck is up with this guys breath!

This isnt a medical condition either; this smell has been groomed, nurtured, loved and cared for.

Why wont he stop talking.... and I cant get away from this computer for hours

HELP!!!!
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Old 03-09-2010 at 08:51 PM   #2
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LMAO. Poor Rossclot :(
Old 03-09-2010 at 08:57 PM   #3
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Old 03-09-2010 at 08:58 PM   #4
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Old 03-09-2010 at 09:06 PM   #6
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You deserve it.

XDD

But in all seriousness, I'm gonna go with cigarettes. I have this one friend... when he smokes, I've never known anyone who's smelled like this after a cigarette. It is honestly THE most wretched thing I have EVER smelled. I kid you not, it's as if someone shit in his mouth. D: Gum doesn't even help it.

And this is coming from the person who can't smell cookies baking, roast beef cooking, etc.
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Old 03-09-2010 at 09:15 PM   #7
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You better take me out on a pity date after a mean comment like that. his breath is ... ugh ...



this is in Mills.
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You better take me out on a pity date after a mean comment like that. his breath is ... ugh ...



this is in Mills.
You mentioned you couldn't leave; how come?
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Old 03-09-2010 at 09:18 PM   #9
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1) I don't date.
2) You couldn't pay me in 5 pounds of weed.

srybby.

Yo, if he's near you, just start sniffing loudly and start making disgusted faces and ask someone near you "do you smell that?"

maybe he'll get the hint and check his breath or something.
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ROFL.
this made me laugh.

Sorry to hear, Rossclot.. =/

This reminds me of a couple days ago in the Thode Basement!
Some guy decides to take his shoes AND SOCKS** off while on one of the computers. That's not the worst part, though, he started rubbing his feet with his hands, then proceeded to type on the keyboard.
I made a mental note to never use that computer, but anyway.
It was SO nasty. I sat a good distance away, so I couldn't smell anything, but just the sight made me want to puke.
D:
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Old 03-09-2010 at 10:37 PM   #11
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HE JUST LEFT~~~~!!!!!!!!!! W0000000000000000tzor z!!!!!!!
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ROFL.
this made me laugh.

Sorry to hear, Rossclot.. =/

This reminds me of a couple days ago in the Thode Basement!
Some guy decides to take his shoes AND SOCKS** off while on one of the computers. That's not the worst part, though, he started rubbing his feet with his hands, then proceeded to type on the keyboard.
I made a mental note to never use that computer, but anyway.
It was SO nasty. I sat a good distance away, so I couldn't smell anything, but just the sight made me want to puke.
D:
YOU CANT BE SERIOUS.

._.
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YOU CANT BE SERIOUS.

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I'm totally cerial.
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Old 03-09-2010 at 10:44 PM   #14
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I'm totally cerial.
...
sorry but you just failed. :(

-facepalm-

a for effort though? XD
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I'm totally cerial.
it's cereal or serial

not cerial
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