Wi-fi? Dangerous? You have to be kidding me.
More than half of the radiation an average person receives in a year comes from natural sources (UV, cosmic rays, radon gas). If Wi-Fi is as dangerous as these
most-likely-are-mothers-who-spend-too-much-time-reading-up-on-crap-like-Reader's-Digest people claim it to be, then I'm sure everyone with granite countertops in their kitchens will die from the radon gas, giving them the gift of lung cancer. Also for all the basement dwellers in them student houses. And almost everyone in British Columbia would be wiped out because they live on top of granite.
OH PULLEASEEEE
(As an aside,
is now my favourite emoticon.)