The best thing to do is to fool around at OTHER universities' student centres.

Originally Posted by Rossclot

I am too busy being awesome like 20 hours a day to approach Cheri for a date. Of course if she approached me I would make sure she was given the attention she deserved, I could reduce the amount of time I was awesome in other contexts, but really it comes down to time. I just don't have enough right now.

Although I have a real, working, time turner on order from this guy on ebay, once it arrives I'll have tons of free time.

That was not an answer to the question. Nicely worded avoid though.

Originally Posted by thedog123123

go over to them and ask if you can join in. O_o

Personally, I just use the puppy dog eyes until they offer to let me join..

When/where did that happen, lol? I was at the third floor for pretty long friday, guess i chose a good empty spot.

This reminds me that I should upgrade my iTouch, i really need a camera.

You should totally go over and ask them for some change

Or ask for homework help: "Excuse me. yeah one second if you could take one of your hands out of there. Do you know how to integrate e^sin(x)?"

(bonus: use some exposed body parts as writing pad)

Or you know, you could get someone else( who sants to bang you)and try to see what the fuss is all about.

Quit being a **** block...wait finger block?

Originally Posted by Rossclot

I was in the MUSC doing homework yesterday. I realize it was good Friday and all, but that is no excuse for the following.

I am on the third floor studying materials. All I can hear is this disgusting sloshing and sucking noises. I look over and these two jackasses are just going at it, everything short of making the sex. So I cough loudly to try to remind them this isnt an orgy party, people are trying to study, and they just keep going.

So if this wasn't enough, they left and another couple sat at the other end of the hallway about 2 hours later and started fingerb*anging in what I can only call "the most uncomfortable position ever". If it was a yoga position, is would be called something like "hidden dog licking own balls".

I cant even begin to explain how little quite study time I get, so please, everyone, stop getting it on within earshot of me. Just for the next month. I need to study.


Thank-you.

That's what you get for studying on a holiday. I'm pretty sure holidays were meant for relaxation, regardless of the form (sleeping, sex, sitting, etc.).

There is a lesson in all of this: Avoid sitting anywhere that is even remotely comfortable in the student centre. You never know who has done what with whom.

Originally Posted by adrian

Or you know, you could get someone else( who sants to bang you)and try to see what the fuss is all about.

pffftt... with how little free time I have to pursue women, a C.H.U.D. would have a better chance of finding someone to date

but I will keep your impossible advice in mind

the responses in this thread are priceless. Way to go guys!

That reminds me. When I first moved into my office at ITB there was a phone book on the front desk right next to the office phone, and it was conveniently opened right on the page for escort services.

I wonder if that was supposed to be a joke or someone was actually calling them from there.

ERTW = engineers rarely touch women... unless they exchange currency or services,

although this doesnt really make a lot of sense for non-male, non breeder engineers

this thread rofl's my waffle

I used to sleep in the student centre over the summer. Trust me, I have seen far worse things happen there. Some words of advice...I wouldn't touch any of the chairs/couches on the third floor.

I always carry around a jerry can of gasoline and a flare-gun to clean off the MUSC furniture before I use it.