I should really start trying to get more things on my list accomplished.

Originally Posted by bloodywarz

...trust me you don't want to....i've heard stories that man was never ment to hear ..take my word, you really don't want to!!!

LOL I don't need to take your word for it. I'm absolutely positive that I do not want to have **** sex. There are two orfices (sometimes one, depending on the girl. I'm not going to say depending on the guy becasue pretty much any guy is dying for oral) that that thing can go into.

Originally Posted by xxsumz

I should really start trying to get more things on my list accomplished.

You're only 19. You still have time, but the sooner you get on it the better! Good luck!

Originally Posted by lizziepizzie

LOL I don't need to take your word for it. I'm absolutely positive that I do not want to have **** sex. There are two orfices (sometimes one, depending on the girl. I'm not going to say depending on the guy becasue pretty much any guy is dying for oral) that that thing can go into.



You're only 19. You still have time, but the sooner you get on it the better! Good luck!

There are 3 orifices.

You're right, **** sex is uncomfortable. Just like vaginal sex was the first few times (for almost everybody). Point not valid.

Ew? What's so ew about it? The fact that you poop out of your butt? You piss out of your ******. What's the difference? That society tells you one is more gross than the other? They're both natural bodily functions... if one's "gross," then the other one should be too. Point not valid.

Here's a protip... if you're pooping or pissing on somebody, maybe you should take care of that beforehand.

Originally Posted by lawleypop

There are 3 orifices.

You're right, **** sex is uncomfortable. Just like vaginal sex was the first few times (for almost everybody). Point not valid.

Ew? What's so ew about it? The fact that you poop out of your butt? You piss out of your ******. What's the difference? That society tells you one is more gross than the other? They're both natural bodily functions... if one's "gross," then the other one should be too. Point not valid.

Here's a protip... if you're pooping or pissing on somebody, maybe you should take care of that beforehand.

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Originally Posted by lizziepizzie

LOL I don't need to take your word for it. I'm absolutely positive that I do not want to have **** sex. There are two orfices (sometimes one, depending on the girl. I'm not going to say depending on the guy becasue pretty much any guy is dying for oral) that that thing can go into.



You're only 19. You still have time, but the sooner you get on it the better! Good luck!

Yeah, that means I've been dieing for 19 years. Not many years left if I look at it that way.

Originally Posted by Amaryll

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Hahaha, you get the point.
****** was way more blunt.

The point being, both bodily fluids will get into contact with both orifices at some point. Just clean up and the ew factor is no longer there.

Originally Posted by lawleypop

There are 3 orifices.

You're right, **** sex is uncomfortable. Just like vaginal sex was the first few times (for almost everybody). Point not valid.

Ew? What's so ew about it? The fact that you poop out of your butt? You piss out of your ******. What's the difference? That society tells you one is more gross than the other? They're both natural bodily functions... if one's "gross," then the other one should be too. Point not valid.

Here's a protip... if you're pooping or pissing on somebody, maybe you should take care of that beforehand.

why oh why must you have said that... i imagine the ****** as a wonderful place full off possibilities
(Urine comes out of a hole called the urethra. It is the small hole above the ******)

Originally Posted by xxsumz

Yeah, that means I've been dieing for 19 years. Not many years left if I look at it that way.

ROFL oh wow what a way to look at life XD, but atleast you get to live for 19 years, ants and flies barely live for a year, compared to that you lived 18 years longer than them, quite an achievement i think

Originally Posted by bloodywarz

why oh why must you have said that... i imagine the ****** as a wonderful place full off possibilities
(Urine comes out of a hole called the urethra. It is the small hole above the ******)



ROFL oh wow what a way to look at life XD, but atleast you get to live for 19 years, ants and flies barely live for a year, compared to that you lived 18 years longer than them, quite an achievement i think

I know how I pee. >_< Read above.

Originally Posted by lawleypop

There are 3 orifices.

You're right, **** sex is uncomfortable. Just like vaginal sex was the first few times (for almost everybody). Point not valid.

Ew? What's so ew about it? The fact that you poop out of your butt? You piss out of your ******. What's the difference? That society tells you one is more gross than the other? They're both natural bodily functions... if one's "gross," then the other one should be too. Point not valid.

Here's a protip... if you're pooping or pissing on somebody, maybe you should take care of that beforehand.

I realize there are 3 orifices. I meant that in MY opinion, there are 2. And the fact that you poop out your butt... well yah that's gross that you stick something up there that's had crap come out; but what I really meant is that some people give have **** sex and then vaginal sex right after. That is cause for infection. Not sanitary at all.

Originally Posted by xxsumz

Yeah, that means I've been dieing for 19 years. Not many years left if I look at it that way.

You have not been dying. That's like saying as soon as you are born, you are dying. You are LIVING until you get to the point when you are at your deathbed.

Originally Posted by lizziepizzie

You have not been dying. That's like saying as soon as you are born, you are dying. You are LIVING until you get to the point when you are at your deathbed.

well technically you are "dying" since you only have a limited time on this earth and from the moment your born your time is running out.
But i like the way you look at things ^^ so imma stick to your version

Originally Posted by lizziepizzie

I realize there are 3 orifices. I meant that in MY opinion, there are 2. And the fact that you poop out your butt... well yah that's gross that you stick something up there that's had crap come out; but what I really meant is that some people give have **** sex and then vaginal sex right after. That is cause for infection. Not sanitary at all.



You have not been dying. That's like saying as soon as you are born, you are dying. You are LIVING until you get to the point when you are at your deathbed.

Same reason why I hate talking to religious people.
You take something factual, then integrate your opinion into it, and then announce your opinion as fact. D:<

Originally Posted by lawleypop

Same reason why I hate talking to religious people.
You take something factual, then integrate your opinion into it, and then announce your opinion as fact. D:<

hahaha but you gotta admit its interesting see how they can butcher facts up right into something personal and convince themselves what they think is fact. and the thing they say are pretty funny

dun worry lizzie you ain't like that ^^

Originally Posted by bloodywarz

hahaha but you gotta admit its interesting see how they can butcher facts up right into something personal and convince themselves what they think is fact. and the thing they say are pretty funny

dun worry lizzie you ain't like that ^^

Yah... thanks... except that you referred to how people do that, insinuating me.

I thought it was obvious when I first said "there are 2 orifices" as I was obviously stating my dislike of the idea of **** sex.

Originally Posted by lizziepizzie

Yah... thanks... except that you referred to how people do that, insinuating me.

I thought it was obvious when I first said "there are 2 orifices" as I was obviously stating my dislike of the idea of **** sex.

Same thing as saying "there are 2 types of bear"

That's fact.

"There are 2 orifices."

You're saying that as a fact.

Regardless of your distaste for **** sex, there are still 3 orifices.

Huzzah. Thread moved up a rank on the hot threads list on the main page. Talk about **** sex more pl0x.