Would you rather fight 50 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

1... cuz then i wouldnt have to watch my back.

Originally Posted by Desda

Would you rather fight 50 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

Based on this topic, your post on my wall, your recent posts, and your apparent fondness for virtual poop, I can't help but wonder if you're drunk or just really weird.

...I'd say the 50 duck-sized horses. I might not be able to hit them because they're so adorable though. Might end up duct-taping them to my shoes to make pseudo-rollerblades though.

Or have them walk my turtle for me.

Or tie them all together and have them pull me on a sled.

Actually, fighting the fifty duck-sized horses is probably the least entertaining thing I could do with them. And I'd imagine that to be pretty damn entertaining.

Originally Posted by giftedchick

1... cuz then i wouldnt have to watch my back.

I dont know man. Ducks look all docile and shit, but are actually pretty vicious. Get a 700 pound duck, and I think you're screwed. I'll take the 50 little horses. I'm a pretty good punter.

Originally Posted by reeves

I dont know man. Ducks look all docile and shit, but are actually pretty vicious. Get a 700 pound duck, and I think you're screwed. I'll take the 50 little horses. I'm a pretty good punter.

I agree- animals seem to be universally scared of ducks/geese.








"Dammit, get off my dog!"

Man, I laughed my ass off at that last one. That was lulz .

I love ducks!! <33333333333333

Originally Posted by Entropy

Based on this topic, your post on my wall, your recent posts, and your apparent fondness for virtual poop, I can't help but wonder if you're drunk or just really weird.

...I'd say the 50 duck-sized horses. I might not be able to hit them because they're so adorable though. Might end up duct-taping them to my shoes to make pseudo-rollerblades though.

Or have them walk my turtle for me.

Or tie them all together and have them pull me on a sled.

Actually, fighting the fifty duck-sized horses is probably the least entertaining thing I could do with them. And I'd imagine that to be pretty damn entertaining.

Stop revealing my true identity pl0x.
And I have never really drank before. So no, I am not drunk.

LMFAOOOO those vids were great. But yea 50 duck sized horses sounds cool.

Originally Posted by xxsumz

LMFAOOOO those vids were great. But yea 50 duck sized horses sounds cool.

Thank you for your input Sumit. It is always so very helpful. *thanks and likes your post*

1 horse sized duck, all you need is a large loaf of bread.

Originally Posted by Arrogant

1 horse sized duck, all you need is a large loaf of bread.

Cutest. Imagery. EVAR.

I really need to learn how to not picture things in cartoon. D:

i would love to see a horse sized duck

50 horse-sized ducks.

Because I live life on hardcore mode.

And one duck-sized horse to keep as a pet; that would be so great.