That's a coincidence, I keep seeing those "custom essay" flyers and I couldn't figure out how anyone could afford it. Considering how much time goes into a research essay, and if they charge per hour.
It was also giving me ideas as I am desperate for extra work, and I'm quite good at writing essays. $2000 an essay eh . . .
Oh but no, no, horrible business I do say, cheating, very dishonest and all, what what.