This thread is for anybody and everybody to post their FMLs, LMLs, or both.
FML = Eff my life = an unfortunate story or incident.
LML = Love my life = a positive one
(made that one up. Not sure if it existed before so I'm not going to take credit)
Here's mine:
Today, before helping myself to Mrs. Vicky's Original Kettle Cooked Chips and hot sauce + Heinz ketchup...I had to take one whole tablespoon of Maalox. I also need psyllium fibre. I'm 18.