Originally Posted by BluandExile
Chinese food only tastes good when you're drunk and no other options are available.
Well obviously you don't appreciate the finer taste of good food.
Western places suck as they don't serve such delicacies like chicken feet, pig intestines, animal stomachs, duck eggs (preserved until they're rubbery and black), and that green gunk from the lobster's head that white people don't like serving.
Great, now I made myself hungry.