Originally Posted by KYLB0T

Cut Afzal some slack. When I was really young (3 or 4) I remember asking my mom if girls had dinky's (what I called mine at the time).

When the answer was no I distinctly remember coming to the conclusion that girls must pee out their bum!

I luv your posts...



On topic: Oh wait, this thread doesn't have one... D:

This thread has a topic but apparently either nobody wants to share or they're all as inexperienced/unimaginative as Afzael.

Lmao, experience? You're really commenting on other people's experiences? All your posts have been about all the **** you watch.

Yea bro, that totally means you know what to do when a vag is presented to you.

Your hatred is an example of all that this thread stands against lawley.

Hatred? Lmao.

Unlike the rest of you dinks in this thread, I actually have sex. Regularly.
My experience goes beyond mild pornography.

Oh goodie, you fell right into my trap.

This thread isn't about a d1ck measuring contest or showing off to people about how much sex they have. It's not an attempt to discriminate. It's a safe neutral place where people can share their ideas, thoughts, experiences, and desires about sexuality.

EDIT:

By the way, are you always this confrontational?

Awe, no dick measuring contest?
*puts away measurement stick*


i dont know what this thread is about, still, since the op is weird

Well you can still say how big you are and stuff, but it's not like an ego contest or anything.

P.S. If you write how big you are I will too lol.

Originally Posted by NowHere

Oh goodie, you fell right into my trap.

This thread isn't about a d1ck measuring contest or showing off to people about how much sex they have. It's not an attempt to discriminate. It's a safe neutral place where people can share their ideas, thoughts, experiences, and desires about sexuality.

EDIT:

By the way, are you always this confrontational?

Yes, I am.

I don't give a ****, talk about your ideas and thoughts and desires about sexuality. Don't ****ing run your mouth about experience and chirp somebody else about their lack of when all your "experience" comes from pornography.

Are you really having that much trouble understanding that?

Originally Posted by lawleypop

Yes, I am.

I don't give a ****, talk about your ideas and thoughts and desires about sexuality. Don't ****ing run your mouth about experience and chirp somebody else about their lack of when all your "experience" comes from pornography.

Are you really having that much trouble understanding that?

Sorry what? I wasn't chirpring anyone, show me where I was.

And fyi, I have had experience.

Originally Posted by NowHere

Well you can still say how big you are and stuff, but it's not like an ego contest or anything.

P.S. If you write how big you are I will too lol.

I wasn't being serious, I was making a funny
I don't even remember, its been awhile, but I'll just say below average?

Its not the length that matters, its how you use it, hurr durr

Normally I don't mind talking about these things, but you are a very peculiar fellow and nobody else is carrying on this thread seriously anyways.

cheri is bigger than me prob

Originally Posted by NowHere

Sorry what? I wasn't chirpring anyone, show me where I was.

And fyi, I have had experience.

I'll admit that I seriously underestimate your intelligence, but even you have the ability to scroll up.

I did scroll up. Since you're not going to make the effort I will. Since you claim to be a part of the experienced bunch, you must then land in the bunch that doesn't want to share. Where's the chirp?

Originally Posted by lawleypop

...when a vag is presented to you.

If only this really happened. Life would be so much easier.

Originally Posted by reeves

If only this really happened. Life would be so much easier.

Kinda like, "here, take it", and any guy would stand there aghast for there would be no body attached.