Warning: Hickey can cause paralysis!
01-21-2011 at 10:46 PM
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Warning: Hickey can cause paralysis!
Please be aware, as reported, hickeys can be the cause of a temporal paralysis.
Suck those necks with care, if possible, suck instead down there...  |
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01-22-2011 at 08:04 AM
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only FOX News would report on something like this...
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01-22-2011 at 08:10 AM
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No, clots can cause paralysis.
If somebody stabbed her in the exact location with the pen, would the thread title be "Pens can cause paralysis?"
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01-22-2011 at 08:46 AM
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Hopefully bella gets paralysis.
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01-22-2011 at 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by lawleypop
No, clots can cause paralysis.
If somebody stabbed her in the exact location with the pen, would the thread title be "Pens can cause paralysis?"
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You missed the point.
I found it amusing that the original trigger being a harmless sexual deed that we all participated in one time or another.
Stabbing someone with anything is a well define aggressive act and would not have been as funny.
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Hopefully bella gets paralysis.
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01-22-2011 at 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by PHLN
You missed the point.
I found it amusing that the original trigger being a harmless sexual deed that we all participated in one time or another.
Stabbing someone with anything is a well define aggressive act and would not have been as funny.
Huh?
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Nope, I got the point just fine. My beef is with people (not you specifically), going "herp derp lol dis iz kauzed by a hicky" and totally ignoring the clot part.
(Happened already, I'm sure it'll happen again).
Congrats on knowing the difference.
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01-22-2011 at 09:41 AM
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Huh?
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this ugly creature......
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01-22-2011 at 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by lawleypop
Nope, I got the point just fine. My beef is with people (not you specifically), going "herp derp lol dis iz kauzed by a hicky" and totally ignoring the clot part.
(Happened already, I'm sure it'll happen again).
Congrats on knowing the difference.
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I think I would laugh harder if the girl I'm with refuse to let me do it caused of that. 
Mainly because if she was that ___, I'm sure I can find way to manipulate that fragile mind of her.
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this ugly creature......
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We should hang out. Whenever we go to the bar, I will take the one you found... unworthy. Mkay? 
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01-22-2011 at 10:14 AM
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Hickies are just marks that you don't know how to suck neck properly 
But yeah, her 'amorous partner' was chewing on her common corotid, or something. Durr |
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01-22-2011 at 12:13 PM
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Hickies are just marks that you don't know how to suck neck properly |
They really aren't.
Some of us just aren't pansies.
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01-22-2011 at 09:30 PM
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I think you meant "temporary paralysis", not "temporal paralysis". There's kind of a big difference.
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01-23-2011 at 01:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by drhorrible
I think you meant "temporary paralysis", not "temporal paralysis". There's kind of a big difference.
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