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Old 09-24-2010 at 03:30 PM   #16
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but it is the worst thing that can happen , u wont undertsand tho ur a girl
I don't want to hear anymore!
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Old 09-24-2010 at 03:36 PM   #17
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Okay that is absolutely disgusting. I once had this guy who was (emphasize on was) kind of my friend, and he was telling me about his friend who had swine flu and the worst part about it was he couldn't jerk off. I'm not a guy, so I wouldn't know, but I'm pretty sure that is not the worst thing about having swine flu. Also, THANKS "FRIEND", for giving me that lovely visual, especially since I know your friend. And how does having the swine flu disable you from kerking off? Too many questions..... gah.
Pretty sure I'd kill myself if I couldn't fap anymore.
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Old 09-24-2010 at 03:40 PM   #18
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Pretty sure I'd kill myself if I couldn't fap anymore.
I could do without; at least thats what I tell myself.
Old 09-24-2010 at 04:24 PM   #19
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I heard a guy jerking off in a bathroom stall once.
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Old 09-24-2010 at 04:55 PM   #20
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I heard a guy jerking off in a bathroom stall once.
Same, last year in res someone was jerking in the bathroom. Whats funny was that they left the magazine there...
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Old 09-24-2010 at 05:12 PM   #21
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Same, last year in res someone was jerking in the bathroom. Whats funny was that they left the magazine there...
What's funnier is that you took the magazine and added it to your collection.

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Old 09-24-2010 at 05:34 PM   #22
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What's funnier is that you took the magazine and added it to your collection.
J. Geils Band--
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold

Sorry but I thought of this song right away. haha But I was going to say the same thing. ^^
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Old 09-24-2010 at 05:36 PM   #23
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Same, last year in res someone was jerking in the bathroom. Whats funny was that they left the magazine there...
was it a gay magazine
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Old 09-24-2010 at 05:38 PM   #24
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Okay that is absolutely disgusting. I once had this guy who was (emphasize on was) kind of my friend, and he was telling me about his friend who had swine flu and the worst part about it was he couldn't jerk off. I'm not a guy, so I wouldn't know, but I'm pretty sure that is not the worst thing about having swine flu. Also, THANKS "FRIEND", for giving me that lovely visual, especially since I know your friend. And how does having the swine flu disable you from kerking off? Too many questions..... gah.
he couldnt get a boner!
Old 09-24-2010 at 05:43 PM   #25
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he couldnt get a boner!
Ooooohhhhhh seriously? Is that actually why? I can now picture trying so hard (pun intended) for hours without accomplishing anything. Thanks for that. I wonder why you can't get a boner if you have the swine flu...
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Old 09-24-2010 at 05:46 PM   #26
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Ooooohhhhhh seriously? Is that actually why? I can now picture trying so hard (pun intended) for hours without accomplishing anything. Thanks for that. I wonder why you can't get a boner if you have the swine flu...
rofl sick i guess...
Old 09-24-2010 at 05:47 PM   #27
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rofl sick i guess...
Does this happen everytime you're sick? OMG why do I CARE?
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Old 09-24-2010 at 05:50 PM   #28
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Does this happen everytime you're sick? OMG why do I CARE?
idk...i never thought of jerkin off when I was sick!
Old 09-24-2010 at 05:58 PM   #29
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Someone and I were exploring the upper floors of Mills/Narnia and we pass by this Asian guy who is sitting in between some really isolated bookshelves, with his laptop open, covering unmentionable things. We all know what he was doing, right, RIGHT?

(so that last part was a bit speculated, but he was covering everything and he LOOKED SO GUILTY)
Old 09-24-2010 at 06:07 PM   #30
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Someone and I were exploring the upper floors of Mills/Narnia and we pass by this Asian guy who is sitting in between some really isolated bookshelves, with his laptop open, covering unmentionable things. We all know what he was doing, right, RIGHT?

(so that last part was a bit speculated, but he was covering everything and he LOOKED SO GUILTY)
never sit on those couches in student centre on 2nd and 3rd floor! Shit goes down their...literally!



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