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Old 07-10-2010 at 02:05 AM   #1
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best pick up lines
Alright guys, be creative, lets see what mac has to offer in terms of pick up lines
Old 07-10-2010 at 02:59 AM   #2
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Baby you and I must be mutually coupled, because you induce a current in me when ever you're near.

Wanna help me raise the entropy of my bed?

Wanna split a Timbit Party Pack with me?

Wanna go swimming in the Hamilton bay? ** No? Me either, lets go see a movie instead.

You remind me of this pornstar I was watching preform last week, weird, huh?

*Take a frozen floaty thing from your drink, drop on the floor, and step on it* Just trying to break the ice; did it work?

Heres my cupon that exempts me from having to use a cheesy pick-up line, is it still valid?

I don't like your clothes. *Why?* They're obstructing my view of something much nicer.

Wanna laugh at people on chat roulette?

*Complement, followed by the ringing of a bell* Hehe
*Complement, followed by the ringing of a bell* Hmm...?
*Complement, followed by the ringing of a bell* Why do you keep doing that?
Sorry, wanted to try something I learned in psych class. *rings bell*

You drink? I drink. Do you eat? I eat...Let's do it together sometime... (House quote)







Thats just nonsense I just made up, I think pick up lines are lame. Going to bed.
Old 07-10-2010 at 08:01 AM   #3
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Why do you want to know pickup lines?
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Old 07-10-2010 at 08:07 AM   #4
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants. -awkward jaw popping movement-

I love NATR.
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Old 07-10-2010 at 11:29 AM   #5
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If I were an enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. =]
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Old 07-10-2010 at 01:06 PM   #6
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I just spit out the entire series of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air verbatim.
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Old 07-10-2010 at 01:08 PM   #7
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You are sin^2(x) and I am cos^2(x) because together, we are 1.

Old 07-10-2010 at 01:42 PM   #8
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I've been using

"Hey babe, wanna head over to my place and see my collection of Japanese Manga, video games and unopened action figures?"



I still don't have a girlfriend. Wtf is wrong with people?
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Old 07-10-2010 at 01:57 PM   #9
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Quote:
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Wanna split a Timbit Party Pack with me?
I'm using this one

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Old 07-10-2010 at 02:31 PM   #10
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are you wearing space pants?
because your ass is OUT OF THIS WORLD

I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

Excuse me, but I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

You know what would look great on you? Me.

The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
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Old 07-10-2010 at 02:46 PM   #11
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did you get those pants on sale ? .. because at my house they're 100% OFF

The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word

I ain't flinstone, but I still could make your bedrock

"Hey lady...wanna go to my place and get a bit comfy"
*slap on the face*
*friends laugh*
The guy, "She gave me the time to meet at five." said to his friends.

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Old 07-10-2010 at 06:54 PM   #12
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I'm easy.
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Old 07-10-2010 at 06:59 PM   #13
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If distance equals velocity x Time, lets allow velocity and time to approach infinity because I want to go all the way with you.

Lets measure the coefficient of kinetic friction between two bodies.

Lets convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

Will you help me test the spring constant of my mattress?

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex. - John Nash, A beautiful Mind.
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Old 07-12-2010 at 02:01 PM   #14
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Quote:
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If I were an enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. =]

HAHAHAHAHA LOVE THIS ONE!!!
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Old 07-12-2010 at 02:29 PM   #15
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hi how are you

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