And the alt text is actually a pretty cool pick up line for serious:

That shirt looks good on you, but it would even better stuffed into the neck of a vodka bottle and tossed flaming through our office building's window. Let's do it and never look back.

Originally Posted by rcrw88

Baby you and I must be mutually coupled, because you induce a current in me when ever you're near.

Wanna help me raise the entropy of my bed?

Wanna split a Timbit Party Pack with me?

Wanna go swimming in the Hamilton bay? ** No? Me either, lets go see a movie instead.

You remind me of this pornstar I was watching preform last week, weird, huh?

*Take a frozen floaty thing from your drink, drop on the floor, and step on it* Just trying to break the ice; did it work?

Heres my cupon that exempts me from having to use a cheesy pick-up line, is it still valid?

I don't like your clothes. *Why?* They're obstructing my view of something much nicer.

Wanna laugh at people on chat roulette?

*Complement, followed by the ringing of a bell* Hehe
*Complement, followed by the ringing of a bell* Hmm...?
*Complement, followed by the ringing of a bell* Why do you keep doing that?
Sorry, wanted to try something I learned in psych class. *rings bell*

You drink? I drink. Do you eat? I eat...Let's do it together sometime... (House quote)







Thats just nonsense I just made up, I think pick up lines are lame. Going to bed.

the psych class on. is that from the office experiment?

Originally Posted by MacPack

the psych class on. is that from the office experiment?

big bang theory, sheldon did that, sort of

Originally Posted by MacPack

the psych class on. is that from the office experiment?

I don't know what that is, I just randomed it up.

"Girl, you've got more curves than a Nissan ad." - courtesy of Glee. :]

Haaaaaaaave you met Mac? (Thank you, Neil Patrick Harris)

Math pick-up lines, perhaps?

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

How do you like your eggs? Sunny side up, scrambled... or fertilized?

I lost my number...can I have yours?

A couple minutes of googling has produced these:

"Want to see the exponential growth of my natural log?"
"Are you a chemistry student? Because I'm periodically checking out your elements."
"My ass is like an asymptote... you can look but you can't touch."
"Would there be any resistance if I tried to take you ohm?"

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?ui...930&topic=4120

There's a whole Facebook group dedicated to Harry Potter pickup lines. Here are some of my favourites, neatly categorized into romantic vs. dirty.

Originally Posted by Harry Potter Pickup Lines

Romantic:

We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.

If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

What do you say we disapparate out of here.

You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!

f I were going to produce a patronus, you'd be my happy thought.

Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?

You must not be a muggle, because you cast a spell on me.

You must be magical because I've fallen under your spell.

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.

If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?

Are you a boggart? 'Cause I have a fear of beautiful women.

Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

They say I'm like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.

What's the password to your portrait?

My heart's splinched without you.

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes.

Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.

I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby... I'm a keeper!

You might be a *insert quidditch position here* but I think you're a keeper. (Take your pick.)

Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

I know you're taken, but if I had a time-turner, you'd be mine.

Is your name "Avada Kedavra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod.

Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.

Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I’m truly attracted to you.

If you were a Dementor I would turn criminal just to get your kiss. (This one's golden.)

Dirty:

I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?

I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.

Do you think you could take on a mountain troll in the bathroom like Hermione did? Would you be ready in five minutes?

Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

If you were a quaffle and I was a chaser during a quidditch match, I'd score with you.

I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I'm about to get lucky.

You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it's because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

Want to go to the Hog's Head, if you know what I mean?

Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really "Tri-Wizard," I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

How 'bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake.

You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?

I know my name's not Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood if you know what I mean.

If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.

I know you want me to manage your mischief!

Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

You don't need defense against my dark arts.

The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

(For the females) Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.

Are you speaking parseltongue? 'Cause you're talking to my snake.

Yeah, I've got a pretty good batch of polyjuice going, wanna taste?

I'm goblin. Let me stroke your vault.

You're like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.

Why don't I make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?

Your name must be Severus Severus 'cause you make my prince full blood.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?

Why don't you come tame my dragon?

Just like the Slytherin common room, how 'bout my snake in your dungeons?

I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd love to get into yours!

Wanna play with my Sorcerer's Stones?

You don't have to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.

My name isn't Neville, but I do have a Longbottom. (I wtf'd at this.)

Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

So you're the Head Girl of your house, huh?

Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

Oh, no everything’s cool. I got the Fiendfyre treatment, no more crabbes.

Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'

Yeah girls call me "Aguamenti." Everytime they hear my name, they get wet.

It's a portkey. Once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good...

Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.

Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.

I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I'll open wide for you.

You know...I have been mistaken for a centaur before.

Did you just cast a spell on me baby? 'Cause I'm feeling an Engorgio charm coming on.

The sorting hat says you should be in my house...wait ...whats that...it also says you should be in my bed.

Did you slip some firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

Did you cast Impervio on me? Cause when I'm near you I can't control my body.

Do you want my Elder Wand, because you're looking Deathly Hollow...

You don't have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on.

'scuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Originally Posted by etoilex3

If I were an enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. =]

LMFAO. I adore this one.

Originally Posted by http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2225763930&topic=4120

You're so hot you denature my proteins.

I like.