these are mac girls were talking about right?


Walk up to her drunk as ****, and say, "meh, you'll do"

she will thank you for it.

Originally Posted by theks

these are mac girls were talking about right?


Walk up to her drunk as ****, and say, "meh, you'll do"

she will thank you for it.

THERE SHOULD BE A DISLIKE BUTTON !

Originally Posted by theks

these are mac girls were talking about right?


Walk up to her drunk as ****, and say, "meh, you'll do"

she will thank you for it.

OUCH! lol

I think otherwise ladies, I think mac ladies are quite charming and cute ... if not outright hot! So you gotta work hard guy ...

Originally Posted by theks

these are mac girls were talking about right?


Walk up to her drunk as ****, and say, "meh, you'll do"

she will thank you for it.

Not so much thanking as a slap hard across the face... At least I'd hit you pretty damn hard if you ever said that to me

I personally like to use

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

For you Twilight fans

Edward's Pick Up Lines:

Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.

Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.

Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?

Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.

I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?

Jacob's Pick Up Lines:

I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds

Will you be the mother of my puppies?

Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.

So…how do you feel about dogs?

I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’

You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.

Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?

You know what they say, right? Once you go "Black" you never go back.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

"If I could write you a song, I'll make you fall in love. ...But thats too time consuming so lets just skip to bed."

hahahaa. I just made this up.

Originally Posted by amitoj

"If I could write you a song, I'll make you fall in love. ...But thats too time consuming so lets just skip to bed."

hahahaa. I just made this up.

lol... try that out and let us know how it works out for ya

Originally Posted by xo.monica

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

lmfaooo.

wanna go read books or something?

Hey, Im Dr. Ben Dover. You can be my patient tonight.

Hahahaha ha. just made that up

Originally Posted by theks

these are mac girls were talking about right?


Walk up to her drunk as ****, and say, "meh, you'll do"

she will thank you for it.

ahahah omg, that is hilarious, but pretty rude. Mac girl right here --don't ever.

Originally Posted by Mahratta

Math pick-up lines, perhaps?

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

I got a date after using that one time.

"i am man, you are woman..." *makes gesture towards bedroom*

Originally Posted by chappy89

"i am man, you are woman..." *makes gesture towards bedroom*

hahahahhahaha