Originally Posted by theks

these are mac girls were talking about right?


Walk up to her drunk as ****, and say, "meh, you'll do"

she will thank you for it.

lmfao, it's funny because it's true

I personally like the ridiculously sexual ones. They're just funny I apologize in advance.
....of course most of these would work better if I were A BOY D:


A cat fell in the water and the rooster laughed...what's the moral of the story ?
A wet pxssy always makes a happy cxck.

You're like a prize-winning fish - I not sure whether I should mount you, or eat you.

Let's go back to my place and play lion. You go on your knees, and I'll throw you my meat.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more ?


I swear I have many more.. I blame the fact that I had my wisdom teeth pulled today and everything's still a little fuzzy

pretty cheesy ones I like for when a girl tells you she isn't single:
"look at that... we just met and you're already telling me your problems"
"just because there's a goalie in the net doesn't mean you can't score"

Lines are pretty useless other than joking around with buddies. An attractive woman is approached countless times throughout her life and the belief that a few words you memorized is going to get you in her pants is pretty patronizing.

I completely agree, its all for shits and giggles haha

if its not a total random your hitting on. by that i mean youve talked to this person before..

simply say: I've had a crush on you for the longest time

its not corny or anythign stupid
liek

" hi my name is pogo, wanna jump on my stick ? "

it works

trust lol

This one never fails
do you work at a farm cause you sure know how to raise cxcks

MINES THE BEST FOR SURE.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together.

OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Originally Posted by MIpolice

MINES THE BEST FOR SURE.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together.

OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Originally Posted by MIpolice

MINES THE BEST FOR SURE.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together.

OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.

I wish I was ur derivative so i could lay tangent to your curves


i don't now if your in my range but id sure like to take you back to my domain



Let's do some math, add a bed, subtract some clothes, and divide your legs, and lets multiply



my favourite XD : do u have a map? coz im lost in ur eyes

Originally Posted by Boolean

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex. - John Nash, A beautiful Mind.

he got slapped right after that :p

Originally Posted by Charbs

HAHAHAHAHA LOVE THIS ONE!!!

now everyone on the forum knows this will work on you LOL

@topic: "Do you think pickup lines work because I see a girl that I'm attracted to"

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I like you so let's go out