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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

 
Old 10-20-2010 at 05:51 PM   #16
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nice, MI got a new feature

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Old 10-20-2010 at 05:58 PM   #17
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Skip to 6:35

Hard to see, but he's doing it.



wth... scrunch it up. not hard.
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isnt that the normal way?,.... normal to me atleast
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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:06 PM   #18
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Honestly, are you trollin' me right now?
You ACTUALLY wipe from the back?
Are your arms abnormally long or something?
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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:11 PM   #19
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Honestly, are you trollin' me right now?
You ACTUALLY wipe from the back?
Are your arms abnormally long or something?
im serious...

i dont wanna swipe poo towards my other hole


i guess since ive been doing it since my toilet was a potty it doesnt seem awkward to me
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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:14 PM   #20
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im serious...

i dont wanna swipe poo towards my other hole


i guess since ive been doing it since my toilet was a potty it doesnt seem awkward to me
It's not like you smear it... you do kind of a scooping motion. >_<
So do you go from the back when you pee?
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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:15 PM   #21
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It's not like you smear it... you do kind of a scooping motion. >_<
So do you go from the back when you pee?
ye... both pee and poo... lol.. i wasnt aware it was considered so strange
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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:15 PM   #22
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Quote:
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im serious...

i dont wanna swipe poo towards my other hole


i guess since ive been doing it since my toilet was a potty it doesnt seem awkward to me
Actually it's been proven that it's a lot easier to develop vaginal infections if you wipe back->front.
Old 10-20-2010 at 06:16 PM   #23
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Actually it's been proven that it's a lot easier to develop vaginal infections if you wipe back->front.
ye ive always herd that... but i always went front to back anyway so i was like yeeeeeaa


jus found this:
"3. Wipe, Wipe, Wipe Your Ass, Always Front to Back. Carefully Carefully, Now You've Got The Knack. This little song (sung to the tune of Row Row Row Your Boat) will guide you through the final ass-wiping process. Developed by the Doctors at Duke University in 1991, this, along with I Am A Super Duper Pooper and I Use My Potty When I have to Pee are featured in the exciting and highly recommended video It's Potty Time."
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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:17 PM   #24
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Quote:
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ye ive always herd that... but i always went front to back anyway so i was like yeeeeeaa


jus found this:
"3. Wipe, Wipe, Wipe Your Ass, Always Front to Back. Carefully Carefully, Now You've Got The Knack. This little song (sung to the tune of Row Row Row Your Boat) will guide you through the final ass-wiping process. Developed by the Doctors at Duke University in 1991, this, along with I Am A Super Duper Pooper and I Use My Potty When I have to Pee are featured in the exciting and highly recommended video It's Potty Time."

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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:18 PM   #25
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Sitting down from behind. first time i read this type of thread somewhere else, i was shocked you could do it another way. I tried, and it feels super awkward o_O
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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:18 PM   #26
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I thought everybody wipes from the back?
Old 10-20-2010 at 06:27 PM   #27
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ye... both pee and poo... lol.. i wasnt aware it was considered so strange
I actually can't wrap my head around this.
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I actually can't wrap my head around this.
What don't you get? Maybe we can organize for some hands-on?
Old 10-20-2010 at 06:29 PM   #29
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What don't you get? Maybe we can organize for some hands-on?
2 Girls, 1 Cup?!

Eeeewwww.
Old 10-20-2010 at 06:29 PM   #30
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I actually can't wrap my head around this.
nothing to do with super arms (im pretty short) jus technique.... i reach behind...go under and pull back (from pee hole to poo hole) in one smooth motion ... repeat as needed
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