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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

 
Old 10-20-2010 at 06:31 PM   #31
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Ya...wiping from the back is easier for people with short arms than from the front. It's common sense.
Old 10-20-2010 at 06:32 PM   #32
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Ya...wiping from the back is easier for people with short arms than from the front. It's common sense.
Oh wait...not necessarily. Girls don't have obstacles in the way when wiping from the front.
Old 10-20-2010 at 06:32 PM   #33
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This thread took a giant turn for the worse.

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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:35 PM   #34
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Ya...wiping from the back is easier for people with short arms than from the front. It's common sense.
I'm telling you right now I've got midget arms and it's way easier for me to start at the front.

Maybe it's cuz my ass is too big? I've TRIED multiple times (like I said, thought I was doing it wrong) and it just don't work. I can't get to the pee. D:<
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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:41 PM   #35
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I'm telling you right now I've got midget arms and it's way easier for me to start at the front.

Maybe it's cuz my ass is too big? I've TRIED multiple times (like I said, thought I was doing it wrong) and it just don't work. I can't get to the pee. D:<
Oh well duh! If you're peeing you wipe from the front, if pooing you wipe from the back. If both, there are multiple approaches .

On the topic of poo, how many of you have seen this?



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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:43 PM   #36
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I'm telling you right now I've got midget arms
This mental image is killing me right now.

The word midget is hilarious to me.
Old 10-20-2010 at 06:43 PM   #37
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Oh well duh! If you're peeing you wipe from the front, if pooing you wipe from the back. If both, there are multiple approaches .

On the topic of poo, how many of you have seen this?

ye i seen it... made me giggle how he says it
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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:48 PM   #38
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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:48 PM   #39
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Oh well duh! If you're peeing you wipe from the front, if pooing you wipe from the back. If both, there are multiple approaches .
You sure you're a guy? You're getting into specifics.

This thread should be flushed.
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Old 10-20-2010 at 06:58 PM   #40
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Another question that has been troubling me:


Why is wiping with just toilet paper considered normal and acceptable?

Think about it...
If you somehow got a giant glob of poop on your arm, would you simply wipe it with a paper towel and continue about your day? Hell no, you'd probably scrub yourself down with soap and water. Your butt is an external part of your body as well, so why is this standard not applied?

But apparently some people use wetwipes in conjunction with TP for this very reason..

Sorry for all the poop questions... its a long story...
Old 10-20-2010 at 07:06 PM   #41
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Wait lol...... people just wipe their butt and carry on with their day? Thats disgusting....... wash it

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Old 10-20-2010 at 07:11 PM   #42
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youtube related to thread


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Old 10-20-2010 at 07:14 PM   #43
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Another question that has been troubling me:


Why is wiping with just toilet paper considered normal and acceptable?

Think about it...
If you somehow got a giant glob of poop on your arm, would you simply wipe it with a paper towel and continue about your day? Hell no, you'd probably scrub yourself down with soap and water. Your butt is an external part of your body as well, so why is this standard not applied?

But apparently some people use wetwipes in conjunction with TP for this very reason..

Sorry for all the poop questions... its a long story...
Because your bum is hidden and assumed to be gross anyways?

Honestly, I think there's too much of a negative stigma attached to poop.
What the hell do people think cavemen did?
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Old 10-20-2010 at 07:18 PM   #44
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Because your bum is hidden and assumed to be gross anyways?

Honestly, I think there's too much of a negative stigma attached to poop.
What the hell do people think cavemen did?
probably ate it or wiped with untouchable rocks?
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Old 10-20-2010 at 07:36 PM   #45
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you people are disgusting ... do u just wipe ur ass and ur done? WOW thats like making it worse

theres something called bidet if you dotn use it then wipe ur ass your disgusting OMG i dotn even wana talk no more O-M-G
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