11-26-2011 at 12:59 PM
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Know any good jokes?
stressed from studying, could use a laugh! lets hear your jokes macinsiders!
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11-26-2011 at 01:43 PM
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Hmm...
So there were 3 guys in a parachute, An american, a mexican and a canadian
they were losing height because they were too heavy, so they decided to throw out something that their country has too much of.
So the canadian goes "i have to much maple syrup" and throws out a bottle of maple syrup.
the mexican goes "Oh i have too many tacos in my country) so he throws out a box of tacos
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and then the american goes "i have too many mexicans in my country" so he goes and throws out the mexican!  |
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11-26-2011 at 02:53 PM
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Hmm...
So there were 3 guys in a parachute, An american, a mexican and a canadian
they were losing height because they were too heavy, so they decided to throw out something that their country has too much of.
So the canadian goes "i have to much maple syrup" and throws out a bottle of maple syrup.
the mexican goes "Oh i have too many tacos in my country) so he throws out a box of tacos
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and then the american goes "i have too many mexicans in my country" so he goes and throws out the mexican! |
As racist as that is, that is pretty funny haha. Several "Mexicans" do legitimately live in America though obviously. |
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11-26-2011 at 02:55 PM
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As racist as that is, that is pretty funny haha. Several "Mexicans" do legitimately live in America though obviously.
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Several? LOL That was pretty racist... |
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11-26-2011 at 03:00 PM
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Several? LOL That was pretty racist...
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I used the word "several" in respect to the population of the United States of America. So, your point is invalid, herp derp. |
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11-26-2011 at 03:05 PM
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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
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11-26-2011 at 03:34 PM
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I used the word "several" in respect to the population of the United States of America. So, your point is invalid, herp derp.
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That's not how you use language you chickenhead |
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11-26-2011 at 03:35 PM
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They say that there's strength in numbers. Tell that to 6 million jews.
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11-26-2011 at 03:43 PM
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So I've got this friend who's a cigarette, and we were walking down the street when a guy said "HEY ******", and my friend got really offended. Not because he was a cigarette but because he's gay
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11-26-2011 at 05:05 PM
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Laval
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Aeria, Afzal, apples12, DMe3, Faer, guildenstern, Ish001, Jessicaaaa, kaitotst, MacPack, mediajunkie4, mohammyt, Pay919, Purple2309, RK1337, spyridm, swarly, The Guardian
like this.
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11-26-2011 at 07:15 PM
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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, ``It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.''
Another said, ``No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems many thousands of electrical connections.''
The last said, ``Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?''
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An accountant and engineering convention was being held. On the train to the convention, there were both accounting and engineering majors. Each of the engineering majors had his/her own train ticket. But the accountants had only ONE ticket for all of them. The engineers started laughing and snickering. The accountants ignored the laughter.
Then, one of the accountants said, "Here comes the conductor". All of the accountants piled into the bathroom. The engineers were puzzled. The conductor came aboard and collected tickets from all the engineers. He went to the bathroom, knocked on the door, and said "Ticket please". An accountant stuck their only ticket under the door. The conductor took the ticket and left. A few minutes later, the accountants emerged from the bathroom. The engineers felt really stupid.
On the way back from the convention, the group of engineering majors had ONE ticket for their group. They started snickering at the accountants, who had NO tickets amongst them. When the accountant lookout shouted "Conductor coming!", all the accountants again piled into a bathroom. All of the engineers went into another bathroom. Then, before the conductor came on board, one of the accountants left the bathroom, knocked on the other bathroom, and said "Ticket please".
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11-26-2011 at 09:38 PM
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That's not how you use language you chickenhead
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Chickenhead? Lulz. |
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11-26-2011 at 10:29 PM
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a quarter of a beer. Before the next one can order, the bartender says, “You’re all a-holes,” and pours two beers.
A definite integral walks and orders 10 shots of whiskey. "You sure about that, buddy?" "Yeah, I know my limits."
and last but not least:
A baby seal walks into a club.
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11-26-2011 at 10:33 PM
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200 marines walk into a bar and find there is no counter.
What kind of computer does Idra use?
IBM
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11-26-2011 at 11:04 PM
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heard this one last week
*Couple watching a movie at home*
Girl: ugh, i'm bored of this movie, lets do something fun
Guy: Suck my d*ck?
Girl: I was thinking of something more romantic...
Guy: Suck my d*ck in the moonlight?
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