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Old 12-04-2011 at 11:29 PM   #46
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people were asked to use a movie/tv show to describe their sex life, here are some good ones:

-balls of fury
-two and a half men
-too fast, too furious
-as good as it gets
-there will be blood
-stepbrother
-gone in 60 seconds
-Free willy
-deep impact
-all in the family (eww)

and I'll end it with: Deadwood

if ppl have more we should definitely make a thread!
Old 12-05-2011 at 01:28 AM   #47
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i've seen this done with people using movie/tv show titles to describe the last crap they took, some of them included
1) Children of the Corn
2) The Blob
3) Scream 4
4) Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs
5)Water World

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Old 12-05-2011 at 11:55 AM   #48
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i've seen this done with people using movie/tv show titles to describe the last crap they took, some of them included
1) Children of the Corn
2) The Blob
3) Scream 4
4) Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs
5)Water World
when I wake up in the morning its "mission impossible", but after some coffee its "seven pounds"

hahaha.
Old 12-05-2011 at 01:49 PM   #49
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people were asked to use a movie/tv show to describe their sex life, here are some good ones:

-balls of fury
-two and a half men
-too fast, too furious
-as good as it gets
-there will be blood
-stepbrother
-gone in 60 seconds
-Free willy
-deep impact
-all in the family (eww)

and I'll end it with: Deadwood

if ppl have more we should definitely make a thread!
- I am legend
- Happy feet
- Puss in boots
- 12 Angry men
- Inception
- Raging bull
- Downfall
- The elephant man
- Up
- For a few dollars more
- Into the wild
- There will be blood
- Twelve monkeys
- The cave
Old 12-05-2011 at 02:51 PM   #50
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Mine is Teacher's Pet.

...Nah, it's more like Alone in the Dark. ; ;
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Old 12-05-2011 at 03:24 PM   #51
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What do you call an Amish person with his hand up a horse's ass?


A mechanic.

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Old 12-11-2011 at 02:38 PM   #52
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Rick Astley phoned me the other day. He wanted to borrow some of my Pixar DVDs.

I said fair enough, you can have "Toy Story", "A Bug's Life" and "Finding Nemo" but I'm never gonna give you "Up".

Old 12-11-2011 at 02:56 PM   #53
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Cheesy joke time:


What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe Philoppe.





I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.


My friends all laughed when I said I wanted to become a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.


Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes?
Because he uses the finest quality ingredients.


Two whales walk into a bar.
The first whale says to the other, "WOOOOOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEOOOOO. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO."
The second whale says, "Shut up Steve, you're drunk."


How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his dinner before it was cool.



Did you hear about the hippy that drowned at the beach today?
The lifeguards tried to save him but he was too far out.

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Old 12-11-2011 at 05:57 PM   #54
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Why is Santa's sack so full?
Because he only comes once a year.
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Old 12-12-2011 at 04:58 PM   #55
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The American Economy?

*ba-dumb tish*
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Old 12-12-2011 at 06:10 PM   #56
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The American Economy?

*ba-dumb tish*

I think your looking for this

http://instantrimshot.com/

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Old 12-13-2011 at 09:54 PM   #57
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Google: "I know everything!"

Facebook: "I know everybody!"

Internet:"Shut up Without me, y'all are nothing."

Electricity: "Keep talking, b*tches!

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