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Old 07-18-2009 at 01:31 AM   #631
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Nevermind, I'm so stupid. It's a coconut tree!

Edit: I can't believe you tricked me again, just like with "Moses" Ark >.>
If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull. Chimpanzee = you're a moron. Giraffe = you're a complete idiot. Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid. A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year.

lol i said chimpanzee when i read it... the easy ones can be tricky too.
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Old 07-18-2009 at 01:33 AM   #632
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If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull. Chimpanzee = you're a moron. Giraffe = you're a complete idiot. Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid. A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. Obviously you're stressed and overworked. You should take some time off and relax! Try again next year.

lol i said chimpanzee when i read it... the easy ones can be tricky too.
I said the Giraffe, how is that "complete idiocy"? It's the most logical since it's the tallest and wouldn't have to climb/jump.

I think the real reason is because it's 2:30AM...
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Old 07-18-2009 at 01:36 AM   #633
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I said the Giraffe, how is that "complete idiocy"? It's the most logical since it's the tallest and wouldn't have to climb/jump.

I think the real reason is because it's 2:30AM...
lol, the answers came with animal=personality thing already.

maybe its the 2:30 thing, but this thread is always active at this time.
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I said the Giraffe, how is that "complete idiocy"? It's the most logical since it's the tallest and wouldn't have to climb/jump.

I think the real reason is because it's 2:30AM...
What if the tree was taller than the Giraffe?

Also, what if some other animal took a Banana from a Banana tree and just happened to leave it at the top of a Coconut tree?
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Old 07-18-2009 at 01:37 AM   #635
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Mary's father had 5 daughters...Daughter one: Nana, Daughter two: Nene, Daughter three: Nini, daughter four: Nono....what's the 5th daughters name?
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Mary's father had 5 daughters...Daughter one: Nana, Daughter two: Nene, Daughter three: Nini, daughter four: Nono....what's the 5th daughters name?
Is it Mary?
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Is it Mary?
yup, !! many ppl say nunu though
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If you were faced with this, what would you do?

You’re in your car driving 60mph down a one lane road with large buildings on both sides.

All of a sudden in the middle of the road 100yards in front of you at the intersection is a adorable puppy and at the same distance on the right is and elderly person crossing with a walker and on the left at the same time there is a 5yr old chasing a ball into the street towards the puppy.

What would you hit first in order to save the others??????
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Old 07-18-2009 at 01:42 AM   #640
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Old 07-18-2009 at 01:43 AM   #641
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yup, !! many ppl say nunu though
Lol, I'm not functioning enough to have thought of that. I just skimmed over the names of the other people XD

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If you were faced with this, what would you do?

You’re in your car driving 60mph down a one lane road with large buildings on both sides.

All of a sudden in the middle of the road 100yards in front of you at the intersection is a adorable puppy and at the same distance on the right is and elderly person crossing with a walker and on the left at the same time there is a 5yr old chasing a ball into the street towards the puppy.

What would you hit first in order to save the others??????
The 5 year old, by the time you get there she'll be where the puppy is. That's the only logical solution... unless you can stop in 100yards... Not sure though.
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...I thought the elderly person. :(
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Three surgeons and a clumsy cook go camping in the remote wilderness. The clumsy cook stumbles over the campfire as he is serving the surgeons, injuring himself and dumping hot stew on the hands of the surgeons. The cook's injuries need surgical treatment. The surgeons' injuries are minor but open. It turns out they brought the equipment necessary for the cook's surgery with them, and they can use the campfire to sterilize the tools. But there are only two rubber gloves. Because of the different surgeons' skills, all three of the surgeons are needed to operate on the cook, in sequence. How can this be done without any of them being exposed to the blood of any of the others?

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Three surgeons and a clumsy cook go camping in the remote wilderness. The clumsy cook stumbles over the campfire as he is serving the surgeons, injuring himself and dumping hot stew on the hands of the surgeons. The cook's injuries need surgical treatment. The surgeons' injuries are minor but open. It turns out they brought the equipment necessary for the cook's surgery with them, and they can use the campfire to sterilize the tools. But there are only two rubber gloves. Because of the different surgeons' skills, all three of the surgeons are needed to operate on the cook, in sequence. How can this be done without any of them being exposed to the blood of any of the others?
Neat riddle.

The first surgeon puts the second glove over the first glove, and operates. The second surgeon only uses second glove to operate. Lastly, the third surgeon operates by turning the first glove inside out, and wears the second glove over it.
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