[EvgeniMalkin]

"..the strawberry shake man"

Throwing a party? Or sitting in your home already half wasted? Here's a kick ass drink that'll probably taste like total tropical goodness but you won't even notice because you're already feelin tipsy.
The ingredients are easy to find, and the rewards are a nice break in between all the alcohol in your system:
You will need:
-A tall cup of any kind
-Two strawberries, chopped up and blended
-Ice cream, preferably vanilla or chocolate
-Maybe mix in a little of the stuff you've been drinkin already drinkin
-whipped cream
-cookies, chopped and blended
Throw in some ice, blend it again,
serve it up serve it up, watch it all pour out.
Oh and you might wanna get a friend who isn't intoxicated to make this for you.