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P.A.P Testing

 
Old 10-21-2009 at 07:52 PM   #1
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P.A.P Testing
Hey guys.

Does anybody have any hints on passing the P.A.T tests? I hear you need at least 69 to pass. I'm so nervous my knees are shaking. I hear there are some online practise tests but I want to practise on the real thing. My parents will be so pissed if I fail my first P.A.T. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

THANKS!!

Last edited by burforbt : 10-21-2009 at 10:30 PM. Reason: Sorry for this mistake, misplaced the T for a P. Sorry for the confusion.

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Old 10-21-2009 at 08:20 PM   #2
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what is P.A.P?
Old 10-21-2009 at 08:25 PM   #3
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*facepalm*

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Old 10-21-2009 at 08:38 PM   #4
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Old 10-21-2009 at 08:40 PM   #5
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if this is what i think it is...
Old 10-21-2009 at 09:26 PM   #6
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0.o..... interesting....
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Old 10-21-2009 at 09:29 PM   #7
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By pap do you mean papsmear...?

They stick a giant metal shaped ***** into your ******, and then they loosen the screws which opens your ******. Then they take a metal scraper type thing and take some tissue from the inside of it.

If you have STIs, you fail.
If you don't, you pass.

I don't appreciate people making jokes out of these things.
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Old 10-21-2009 at 09:30 PM   #8
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Ah, it's a sensitive area to discuss.
Old 10-21-2009 at 09:34 PM   #9
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Ah, it's a sensitive area to discuss.
1) It's severely uncomfortable
2) There is a shortage of female doctors, which makes it even more uncomfortable.

Edit: I'm just being honest, I don't think it's appropriate to joke about it. It's almost offensive.
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Old 10-21-2009 at 09:46 PM   #10
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I guarantee that none of you have something a male doctor hasn't seen before many, many times

Edit: based on the context of the OP's post, I don't think they were referring to pap smear tests...

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Old 10-21-2009 at 09:52 PM   #11
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I guarantee that none of you have something a male doctor hasn't seen before many, many times

Edit: based on the context of the OP's post, I don't think they were referring to pap smear tests...
Doesn't mean it's not uncomfortable when they're touching your ******.
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Old 10-21-2009 at 09:55 PM   #12
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Fair enough. I don't have much experience with gynos, myself

If it makes you guys feel any better, we're supposed to get prostates checked yearly after 30 or something? Sigh.
Old 10-21-2009 at 09:56 PM   #13
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It's actually more like a q-tip that does the "cell scrape" -- not much fun, that's for sure. Somehow I don't think that's what this is about, though.

Edit: actually, rereading the OP, I'm not so sure. More than a little juvenile if so.

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Fair enough. I don't have much experience with gynos, myself

If it makes you guys feel any better, we're supposed to get prostates checked yearly after 30 or something? Sigh.
I thought it was 20. o_o
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Old 10-21-2009 at 09:58 PM   #15
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Quote:
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I guarantee that none of you have something a male doctor hasn't seen before many, many times

Edit: based on the context of the OP's post, I don't think they were referring to pap smear tests...
Quote:
Originally Posted by daisy View Post
Somehow I don't think that's what this is about, though.
Re-read it and tell me that again



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